Putting the sssh into sex toys
Putting the sssh into sex toys
Kids, neighbours, housemates, travel, there are plenty of reasons why discreet sex toys are a popular choice. I can remember my mum passing off a disturbance in the night as her ‘cutting meat’ for my dad’s sandwiches with her 1970’s electric carving knife. At the time I wondered why she was preparing his lunch in the middle of the night and she only now admits they had treated themselves to a vibrator, which sounded like a small pneumatic drill when turned on in the dead of night.
Thankfully sex toy technology has come along way in the past 30 years and a whole host of vibrators have been introduced to the adult market with discretion in mind. Whether it’s a rabbit vibrator with silent gearing, a buzzing tip for your toothbrush or a glass dildo sculpture that wouldn’t look out of place on the mantelpiece, there is plenty of choice when it comes to sex toys in disguise.
The silent partners
If a sex toy has been manufactured as ‘quiet’ it usually shouts about it so they are reasonably easy to find. The silent smoothy, silencer, ultra sonic whisper, silent spur and silent vibrations are but a few of the popular pleasers with a purr rather than a roar. Outside of this category it is probably better to adopt the rule of thumb that cheaper sex toys are probably going to make more noise than luxury vibrators. The technology adopted in designer sex toys tends to produce quieter engines and better insulated motors with smoother gearing. Try designer toys from manufacturers such as Lelo, and Tantus who offer sex toys with a bit more hush.
Travelling Incognito
Is it or isn’t it? The ultimate in toy disguise are the large number of devices dipping under the sex toy radar.
Visiting mother in law, airport security & work colleagues can all be fooled with the nifty vibrators that travel incognito by day & bring pure pleasure by night. The classic handbag companion has to be the vibrating lipstick and nobody does it better than Mantric with its Luscious lippy. I Rub My Duckie sits innocently on the bath tub until its time for a sensational soaping & the brush bunny & tingle tip transform your humble electric toothbrush into a travel friendly vibrator.
The Mighty Mini Vibrator
Petite, compact & discreet, the mini vibrator is the perfect undercover sex toy hardly noticeable hidden amongst your knickers in the drawer. Small & reasonably quiet mini vibes can be a girls best friend, don’t be fooled though as mini can mean pretty mighty in the vibration level stakes. The best are clitoral vibrators with many favourites at boudoir sex toys, the Handbag Hercules, RO 80mm bullet, The Lick and Lelo Mia to name a few.
